Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trashmug. people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
Get the calculatormug. by nani-uwu December 7, 2020
Get the calculatormug. When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
Get the Pocket Calculationmug. by jus10k June 14, 2016
Get the calculator qualitymug. Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay
Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
by Mo0thh April 17, 2021
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