Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Claw Daddy

A Claw Daddy is a White Claw (No explanation needed), mixed with a Natty Daddy (An American-styled malt beer with an amazing taste that packs a punch). Not too different from a White House, which is a White Claw and an Ice House (America's first domestically brewed ice beer). These are two very classy drinks which are best served out of an un-sanitized beer bong, shared by ten of your closest friends.

Hey Keith, come join us! You don't need to have pants on to enjoy an ice cold Claw Daddy; don't worry... it'll only burn for a minute!

by clawdaddy2021 March 12, 2021

Clawroline

A boss from the Kirby series debuting in Kirby and the forgotten land. The internet got ahold of her and if you see her fan art you should bleach your eyes.

Friend: Have you seen the new Kirby boss Clawroline, she's hot.

Me: I already bleached my eyes 5 times today!

by BidoofGod March 4, 2022

Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!

by Spooderdude July 28, 2014

Toe claw

To use ones over-grown snaggle toe nails as weapons, or threaten to use them as a means to inflict pain upon another.

"Did you see the lacerations on his legs and arms?"
"Yeah man, she toe clawed him bad...real bad! She needs a pedicure"

by Brunette.capricorn June 22, 2016

Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"

Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .

by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018