Buttery

Unable to focus, feeling "fuzzy" and "unable to even think".

I'm feeling so buttery right now, it's like I took a bath in butter and I'm trying to climb a mountain, but that mountain is any consistent thought process.

by I'm just a nerd, leave me alon October 14, 2020

Buttery

When something looks/feels squishy, shiny, or oily

When he stood on the doorstep I could almost feel his buttery feet

by Brephilson July 6, 2022

buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Buttery

trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental.

I told Sydnie a Buttery joke, and she was no pleased. I then went to urban dictionary to find more buttery definitions and make a few of my own.

by cornacopiapotatoeman January 9, 2022

Buttery

Buttery person one that slips on their own tracks so then ignores the person asking a question or also leaving them on read therefore being rather buttery seeing how they did a not so nice thing

Hey brother how are you doing - 14.02

Seen -14.05

Why you ignoring - 14.06

Seen - 14.08

Buttery person slips on their own tracks and "forgets to respond"

by Adamalex123 August 25, 2021

Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025