An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
Get the Bloody Astronaut's Helmetmug. After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...
by Lalakett August 9, 2024
Get the astronaut pussymug. Codeword for a fussy eater.
Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021
Get the French Astronautmug.