Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life

Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.

by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025

Alastair

He’s a mystical magical type of guy who likes horseriding , vodka blacks and blondes 😈

Alastair has arrived ..

by rainbowkaratecake December 3, 2025

Adriel Alaistair

Definition of how to be a clown 101🤡. Gets cancelled everyday cause he can't read the room and make a joke. 🪔🪔🪔

Adriel Alaistair deactivated account again cause he got cancelled

by Brain-dead November 22, 2021

The Fred Astaire

When you are eating out your girl with two fingers inside and you start pretending your fingers are Fred Astaire’s tappity tapping little feet against her G spot.

Last night I was eating Trudie out and I stuck two fingers in and danced them around on her G spot and gave her The Fred Astaire tap dance.

by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019