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Soccerer

A soccerer is someone who plays soccer.
Example: a footballer plays football which is 🏈 and a soccerer plays this: ⚽️
by McTrix July 12, 2020
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It's called FOOTBALL, not soccer, FOOTBALL!
by ISB-021 July 23, 2020
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Soccer

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.
by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017
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Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.

A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.

The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.

The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.

Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.

Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.

It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
by MESSIeater July 1, 2017
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The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.
by Straight fax August 2, 2018
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A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.
Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”
by father.oogway March 26, 2022
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it’s called football everywhere, not soccer
by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021
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