Max

A complete dumbass

You see that guy, he's a complete Max

by Peterpumpkineater6969 May 30, 2019

Max

A Max is a great guy, extremely funny, but sometimes, he could be someone you hate, chances are he hurt your best friend's feeling by calling her/him a bad word. But, most of the time, he's someone who'd make you laugh all the time, even from his glances he can make you giggle. Max is actually, a friend...or someone I consider a friend of my, so Im just making this from my experiences. He could also be someone you're interested in. An Max is like a teddy bear in the inside but, on the outside, he's kinda an popular kid, if you meet a Max. Please know that there are consequences, or an God's gift.

Girl 1: Hey, look its Max!...Your crruush
Girl 2: SHUSH, but, he hurt your feelings
Girl 1: I know but, Im not discouraging you
Girl 2: Mmmm, okay, but sometime-
Max: Hey did you know that elephants can fly?
Girl 2: W-What? Nohoho?
Girl 2 (thinking): Kill me right now

by Anathekiddo April 12, 2019

Max

A Max is a hot, sexy, powerful man. He has a HUGE penis and is not afraid to use it. He is the best boyfriend and an even better person. He is also very athletic

“Damn bro your looking like a Max out there on the court”
“Shit my guy Max over here getting the ladies”

by Emma Lopez February 13, 2018

Max

Faggatron

Person 1: What’s that guys name over there he looks weird??
Person 2: Max
Person 1: ohhh that makes total sense

by Lyds;) April 16, 2020

Max

Gay Boi

He is a Max.

by DDDUDUUDNDNDNNDEEEEEEE October 24, 2018

Max

Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!

Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”

by elflover101 July 23, 2019

Max

Max is a person who Licks penis like a lolipop

That gentleman max loves lolis

by quantum jizz monster November 1, 2019