beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

beef curtain by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

beef curtain by Corey-O December 12, 2008

beef curtians 

Flaps not of the freshest kind. Also Too much cheese on the tacco

you better step if you think im chubachaing those beef curtains

beef curtians by luke January 5, 2004

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

roast beef curtain by creag January 1, 2006

Royal Beef Curtain 

A sexual act in which one male and one shemale have sexual relations where the male focuses his sexual aggression on the area upon the shemale where the absent beef curtain is believed to exist.

"Wow dude. That shemale was hot last night, but was she hot enough to let you give her the old royal beef curtain????"
"Yeah, I bought her a one way ticket to beef town and hitchhiked all the way there on her shemale skin flute."

Royal Beef Curtain by BeefMeister February 23, 2014

Wide flapped beef curtain 

What you call someone when your highly irritated at them

"Hey I'm watching sausage party"
"Why are you watching that"
"Because I can you wide flapped beef curtain"

Wide flapped beef curtain by Flaps06 July 18, 2018

Beef Curtain

When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious

Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain

Beef Curtain by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015