gayest looking man alive

john

"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"

by uhhhkendra October 20, 2022

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Jama man

A dead by daylight player who is so unbelievably weird

Man 1: Hey you play like Jama Man

by DiamondDude7919 October 22, 2022

mid white man

A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue

Bob:LMAO YOUR A MID WHITE MAN
Tim:NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE MID AND WHITE!

by midperson October 23, 2022

Pink man

A white man , called pink due to the lack of melanin in there skin makes them appear pink

That pink man just tried to talk to me

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Rugged Man

An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.

The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.

Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?

by Dresden Akara December 31, 2021

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022