i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 24, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017

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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

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