Man Meme

When men just post their too emo feelings in a regular post or they find a meme which expresses how much they feel sorry for themselves and you know they want attention.
A common man meme from FB: I SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I WILL NOT ASK ARE SAY ANYTHING TO NO ONE BUT WELL NOT BE HERE MUCH LONGER IT DOSE NOT GET BETTER IT GETANY BETTER AN I TIRED OF ALWAYS BE ALONG
by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023
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I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."
by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021
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The Magic Man

He has been seen around the Ole Miss campus multiple times impressing people with various types of magic that will make your bend to the point of no return. The best thing about him is his mustache and how he can disappear and reappear a card from no where.
OMG, The Magic Man does CRAZY magic tricks!!!
by thecrazyweirdo May 05, 2022
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discord man

Used to describe a man who poorly attempts to manipulate you into dating him, will often use the excuse "I have many other people to go for!"

Doesn't necessarily have to be a man who uses discord.
Person 1: I had a run in with a Discord Man last week, he tried to get me to send nudes to him.
Person 2: Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
by jayinthenorth January 29, 2022
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Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
by Bglewis November 29, 2019
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