When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
Get the Coffee Zombiemug. Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
Get the Zombiemug. That special breed of zombie in Nazi Zombies that's 5 levels to early. They are capable of surviving multiple headshots, a nuke, a knife on insta kill, and can knock you down with one hit no matter what.
Joe: YEAH! LEVEL 30!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
by Komodo_15 August 13, 2011
Get the Super Zombiemug. by Yung-Zombie September 27, 2022
Get the Yung-Zombiemug. Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012
Get the Shade Zombiemug. Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
Get the zombie capmug. by Yeab01 October 26, 2020
Get the Zombie spidermug.