Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

by SoCratesTheCook June 01, 2017

Zombie

An undead people from MINECRAFT that wants to kill you

Dude 1: Yo don't look back
Dude 2: OMG run! ITS ZOMBIES

by yeahnihgas August 08, 2019

Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

by Momma knows best. June 15, 2011

Zombie

that one dude who likes to eat guys

You're a zombie

by GayLordNelson69 February 06, 2019

Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 27, 2010

zombie

The best person ever!!! Fr!!!

zombie solos ez pz

by zombimbo November 08, 2022

Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.

Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"

by ThisB April 27, 2018