When ones partner gets two sticks of butter and inserts one into the anus and uses the second stick of butter as lubricant for a handjob.
by BerserkBun February 24, 2015
Get the buttery jack mug.A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
by Anon7301 May 7, 2011
Get the Flat Jack mug.The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010
Get the ninja jack mug.1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
by FilmWordz September 12, 2010
Get the Jacked Stiff mug.Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.
This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.
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