Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?
man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home
Man that sounds like a mujke story
man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home
Man that sounds like a mujke story
by Ramče July 22, 2019
Get the mujke storymug. by ifara09 November 24, 2021
Get the Storymug. Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.
I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.
by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022
Get the the Peachipaws storymug. by Flappy Ramsey November 30, 2021
Get the zal storymug. An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. by Patsywashere November 22, 2024
Get the Dorey storymug. “I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
by Ginny4 August 31, 2019
Get the Sean storymug.