Mismatched Sock

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and pull his penis and testicles out through his asshole.

Michael irritated Dylan so Dylan gave Michael a mismatched sock. Ouch!

by xX.mismatched.sock.Xx March 30, 2009

poop sock

upon withdrawl of the penis from the anal cavity, the inner lining of the rectum protrudes externally, forming a sock around the penis.

"As I ripped my cock out of her ass, I noticed a poop sock hanging between her butt cheeks."

by shitlockers October 3, 2007

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

by slevin87 November 15, 2010

sock it to me

(v) meaning the action of socking ones face with thy fist or other object in a forceful manner.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me,
R-E-S-P-E-C-T take care of TCB, (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, etc).

by beth harris November 19, 2005

cock sock

another word for a condom i think makes more sense

hey Willy dont forget to wrap your willy with a cock sock

by Megz May 13, 2005

sock ass

An ass sporting a pink sock AKA trunk butt

Watching "Pink Flamingos" will forever imprint sock ass on your psyche.

by don nalgotas September 14, 2005

Storage Sock

A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.

Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out.

Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away.

Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks.

Person 2: Oh.

by rippinblaise November 19, 2009