pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013

pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.

Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!

by Haha..12 October 19, 2022

snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!

Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019

push you to a plump

dawg idk either 💀😞

j:"how old are you"
s:"13"
j: "I could push you to a plump"
j was 16

by hddjnd March 02, 2023

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021

Push me pull you

Push Me Pull You
noun
A sexual position where two guys align midsection-to-midsection, one face-up and one face-down, with each simultaneously penetrating the other’s asshole. Both partners grab each other’s feet to leverage the push-pull action, syncing up the thrust like a perverted seesaw. Equal effort—or equal laziness—is key.

"Last night Steve was lazy and wanted to be bottom too, so we locked feet for a push me pull you and made it work."

by Harryhazapony April 05, 2025

push mower

When a girl has such a large bush that you have to push it out of the way to go down on her.

Jenny keeps it au natural so I had to push mower her to get it started

by LeroyJethroTullywick March 11, 2016