(Verse 1)
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.
(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
by levuzzzzAgain February 27, 2024
Get the Danmug. Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.
"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"
by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021
Get the Danmug. Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))
by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024
Get the Danmug. A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
Get the Dan saladmug. When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
Get the Dan Jones'dmug. the most perfect and amazing person in the planet and is loved in every single way. he is hot and very nice and makes everyone happy
by witsyoshskhxhfj April 29, 2019
Get the dan reinhardtmug. The most real, loyal, honest love to exist. The real "ride or die" couple. When things go left, they love even harder. They know how to calm each others insecurities and make one another know what true love really feels like. They are the epitome of what twin flame connections are. They have always and will always find each other. Their love is unmatched and even though it seems impossible, the connection and dedication between them will only become stronger. Just wait 12/22/2020 an unbreakable and unstoppable union will begin...
by Pineappleismysafeword November 3, 2020
Get the Dan and Katiemug.