a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.
by RashyNuts August 14, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the most amazing person out there! He has a cute butt and definitely knows how to style a fit! Very loyal and extremely loving. Super good at sport especially soccer. You’ll be blessed to have a Noah in your life.
by lovergirlmcfc July 8, 2024
Get the Noahmug. by imnothereanymorebyebye October 22, 2020
Get the noahmug. by Kosta The Great November 23, 2004
Get the Noah Fmug. Noah is a witty DUDE and is good at getting himself out of any trouble he is the best looking person you know. He hates being annoyed and you know when he’s annoyed because he will make it known very kind respectful and when him and a girl make eye contact she automatically smiles because he’s just that guy he is also a “sleeper” not someone that actually sleeps allot but someone you look at and say you can beat his ass but then when the two of you fight Noah beats your ass and you remember it for the rest of your life.
Ava: Omg did you see Noah he’s so hot I think I like him just a little bit.
Sarah: why
Ava: Idk he’s just funny really kind and sooooo hot
Mathew: oh you talking about Noah I think he’s cute no homo
Sarah: why
Ava: Idk he’s just funny really kind and sooooo hot
Mathew: oh you talking about Noah I think he’s cute no homo
by Justthatguy21 May 15, 2022
Get the Noahmug. A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.
by Noahbigfatasspur November 21, 2021
Get the Noahmug. noah is a cool person he’s always very chill but short tempered he likes weird people (like me) and woman hes super straight but supports and he is supper sus he makes deez nutz jokes all the time and just made one tbh he ever cuts his hair and thinks he’s awesome cause he’s suddenly taller then me he likes the maurauders and kins James Potter he simps for hermione and secretly he simps for harry to hes always gaming and talking to his sus friends and they joke about kissing and slapping each others asses (very funny haha ) he hates annoying people and pretends to be perfect (hes gay /nj)
cyanna: hey Noah what’s up
Noah: oh im just dragging
Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE
Noah: oh im just dragging
Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE
by anonymous October 29, 2021
Get the Noahmug.