long ass bitch

A young male, usually around the height of 5’5 that thinks they are really good at basketball, but in reality they suck.

“Damn! Jack is one long ass bitch!”

by XXOMWTFYBXX December 1, 2017

Big long schlong

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021

Yang Xiao Long

The character that keeps playing "I Burn" whenever she is losing in BBTAG. If you want big tits, heavy punches, and a tomboy then go play Makoto, not Yang.

Just a normal player- "I love when hyde's theme plays in battle!"
Yang Xiao Long Players at 30% health- "I BUUUUURN! CANT HOOOOOLD MEEEE DOOOOWN"

by LteEeeeeee December 2, 2020

really long time

A really long time is shorter than a super long time but longer than a long time. Really long times can be long but not too long or else it will be a super long time and that's too long. If it is not long enough it only me a long time and that's l
Not long.

Tommy's dad left him for a really long time

by Mrcheeseheads123 January 5, 2017

foot-long slendy

A long, slender penis, with a length-to-width ratio being at least 10:1, and the minimum length being at least 12 inches.

I'm no nigger but I still have a foot-long slendy!

by Slenderdog June 5, 2004

long range tit

In call of duty 4 you can name your weapon classes, therefore a long range tit is a sniper rifle

Ha I dipped on that dude in his domepiece with my long range tit!

by VulcanRaven October 5, 2008

chi long qua

A fucking dogshit shitstain dota player who griefs and ruins the fucking game. A hilarious sack of shit for others, cancer for this team.

I lost 25 MMR again. I hope valve bans Chi Long Qua.

by Pseudo Geek May 22, 2016