Human swim cap 

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

Human swim cap by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

Human Computer 

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

Human Computer by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Human Puffbar 

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.

Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar

Human Puffbar by ZoonieB March 3, 2023

Humanitension 

Humanitension: The persistent tension and unease surrounding global issues that impact humanity as a whole, encompassing concerns related to climate change, social justice, and political instability, leading to a chronic state of low-level anxiety and apprehension.

As she scrolled through the news headlines, a sense of humanitension weighed upon her, the chronic unease and worry about global crises and challenges leaving her feeling both compelled to take action and overwhelmed by the magnitude of the world's problems.

Humanitension by Kewk July 2, 2023

Human whistle 

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.

“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”

Human whistle by Cow_Riddler July 9, 2023

Human whistle 

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.

“This video is a human whistle”

“Human whistle, but I agree”

Human whistle by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023

Human Hamburger 

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

Human Hamburger by Shogun__ August 27, 2023