Chad

The male offspring of an affluent home, whom people observe as not having any fun and behaving obnoxious as an ontological, i.e. surrounding environmental social factors; result.

We were at the skate park and we got high with this guy who turned out to be a total Chad

by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022

derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022

Chad

A dax ou, he'll poes anyone with his foot. A lekker DJ. The most wholesome person ever.

Chad: "Was it the Chad?"
Waman: "No! The Chad was great"

by NongBashWood June 9, 2022

Chad

The art of being carefree, big brained and bad ass. A chad is a the man above the alpha in the room.

Friend: Your dad is such a chad he paid for all those snacks for the movie! That's 2000 dollars!!

Me: Yeah he doesn't care he is a chad.

by FatCockroach July 15, 2020

Alpha Chad Griddy Rizz

the peak of rizz, only sigmas of the bussin max prestige category can obtain.

I just beat my wife, but its OK because I have ALPHA CHAD GRIDDY RIZZ

by Castor B. Rangoon Garcia December 6, 2023

Chad

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She won't settle for just any man, she wants to marry a Chad

by Cynical Patriot April 9, 2025

Chad

Stereotypical young single American man in his 20s, a womanizer . It's a derogatory term, possibly popularized on 4chan.

A: "I went home with Josh last night."
B: "That chad?"

by UwUnglyy July 3, 2020