What in God's green African jungles??

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

by 0.O September 10, 2013

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

What you deeking at raz fam?

What are you looking at, friend?

Joel: "What you deeking at raz fam?"
Mike: "Your new haircut - it's sick!"

by wh1t3h34d May 21, 2015

What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015

what the complete fuck?

What an individual says when even "what the actual fuck?" doesn't even fit the magnitude of the situation.

what the complete fuck?:
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"

by idrkaidgaf February 1, 2016

what's good

Happily:
(greeting) what's up?
Angrily:
bitch you know you better run bc if you hear someone say this there finna be some hands thrown you feel me?

Happily:
Hey man, what's good?
Angrily:
bitch I know I didn't see you with my man just now, you best give me a damn explanation, what's good??

by fr33b10wj0bz September 3, 2016

What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016