slam jizz

What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.

Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.

by slamhogging_slampig April 06, 2017

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.

Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.

by Schlonga November 03, 2019

Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.

GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.

by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013

slam the shlom

To spank your meat.

Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.

by Myard Johnson February 16, 2014

Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

by Valefar August 27, 2021

Rotisserie Slam

The act of aggressively sitting on a sexual partner's face as they give you a rimjob.

I'm going to give my man a rotisserie slam when I get home.

by Homotech July 08, 2017