San Diego Charg-him

See San Diego Charg-her, except with a dude playing center

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Sean: So basically you had a San Diego Charg-him with Carl, instead of a San Diego Charg-her?
Dave: Yep.
Sean: gay.

by SeanMG December 6, 2006

san francisco show and tell

making out or otherwise getting it on

Me and Jessica drove to a secluded spot for some San Francisco show and tell.

by joshinfourcolours May 30, 2006

san francisco bridge

When you and your buddy are fucking two girls doggy style standing up, but the girls are locking arms kissing to create the bridge and the guys turn sideways with arms down to create the cables

During our foursome we are about to San Francisco bridge these girls!!!!

by B*Will December 15, 2013

shattered dream sans

hes hot and hes MINE

i wanna smash shattered dream sans right fucking now

by jjajjme.872 August 13, 2022

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

San Pasqual High School

San Pasqual High School is located in Escondido, CA. Abbreviated SP, it is synonymous with Snobby Peckers, which makes sense since the school’s mascot is a Golden Eagle. If this is not a sign of elitism, then the Hummers and sports cars that fill the parking lot are a dead give-away. And just as the cars are bought with Daddy’s money, so are the drugs. Despite test scores being higher when compared to other Escondido schools, these numbers are inflated as SP does not cater to students who know English as a second Language—even their own. And despite high test scores, more Orange Glen High students (who supposedly live in the ‘ghetto’) go to higher level colleges than SP students.

The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.

Juan: What school do you go to?

Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.

Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?

Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?

Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?

by DanNguyen69 August 14, 2011