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Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON
HAHAHAHAHA
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
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Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.
Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017
mugGet the Lemon logmug.

Lemon Redux

Cool person who has a youtube channel and is on discord
Guy 1: Hey do you know who Lemon Redux is?
Guy 2: isn't that that sexy person on youtube and discord who knows Pikatoons and DankCyanic?
Guy 1: yes
by Lemon Redux January 28, 2021
mugGet the Lemon Reduxmug.

!lemon

A infamous discord tag, capturing the catchphrase of a certain player, within the planetside 2 community on the miller-server.

Created by a player called "BilliBobBillsen" the tag refers to a player called "CombustibleLemon" who frequently answered question with "your mom :lmao:".
Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: Your mom :lmao:.

or

Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: !lemon
by GamblingSabre May 10, 2022
mugGet the !lemonmug.
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
mugGet the Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sackmug.

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
mugGet the Salty Lemonmug.

Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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