A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

Guy 1: Hey do you know who Lemon Redux is?
Guy 2: isn't that that sexy person on youtube and discord who knows Pikatoons and DankCyanic?
Guy 1: yes
Guy 2: isn't that that sexy person on youtube and discord who knows Pikatoons and DankCyanic?
Guy 1: yes
by Lemon Redux January 28, 2021

A infamous discord tag, capturing the catchphrase of a certain player, within the planetside 2 community on the miller-server.
Created by a player called "BilliBobBillsen" the tag refers to a player called "CombustibleLemon" who frequently answered question with "your mom :lmao:".
Created by a player called "BilliBobBillsen" the tag refers to a player called "CombustibleLemon" who frequently answered question with "your mom :lmao:".
Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: Your mom :lmao:.
or
Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: !lemon
Answer: Your mom :lmao:.
or
Question: You know what's really fat and slow?
Answer: !lemon
by GamblingSabre May 10, 2022

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
by YNWL January 22, 2019

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
