originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
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Giunta always wants to go to the dive bars with 10 other dudes to reminisce about old college stories.... what a FROT BOY!
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Can generally count on him for anything/anytime. Dedicated friend.
Very trust worthy; black hole of secrets.
Can generally count on him for anything/anytime. Dedicated friend.
Very trust worthy; black hole of secrets.
Q: Who are we meeting up with?
A: I'm not sure who all is going, but boy sniff is def. in for tonight.
"I hope the boy is in a good mood today."
A: I'm not sure who all is going, but boy sniff is def. in for tonight.
"I hope the boy is in a good mood today."
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