August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 5th

Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!

Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.

by W1lzproappreciationist August 4, 2022

August 15

August 15 is the National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day

“Is today August 15? I think I’m forgetting something”

“Duh, today is National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day”

by getthehint August 15, 2023

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into

Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

No Anime August

In No Anime August no ones allowed to watch any anime.
Yes its gonna be a hard challenge for anime addict weebs.
In No Anime August you cant watch hentai eigher cuz that's just Anime porn if u loot at it
Manga is fine. You can read all the manga you want to.

Person 1: Ah finally My favorite anime's second season is airing on August.
Person 2: Bruh but you can't watch it. Its No Anime August remember.
Person 1: Oh shit I guess I will just read the light novel/manga or wait for it till September.

by Knowledge D. Wiki October 19, 2020