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Sea Spray

When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray
Dude, let me borrow that funnel so I can get filled up for a sea spray tonight.
by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025
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Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!
by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025
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Sea Maggot

Jetski owner, usually a sea doo with ask the decal packs added on.
Look at that sea doo rider flying through the no wake zone. What a sea maggot.
by Hemi P May 17, 2025
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Sea Sick Starfish

When you’re eating ass and throw up in someone’s asshole.
Friend - “I’m horny, but I just ate.”
Me - “Don’t worry, you can just hit me with that sea sick starfish.”
by The Vagician (I do Vagic) December 9, 2022
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Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc
no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys
by sugma1232 December 29, 2022
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