trap friend

person who is only friends of you because you have drugs. Only talks to you about drugs (this is overlooked) or only hangs out with you when you have drugs. Don’t get this confused with fein, feins don’t have people to supply them, trap friends do. Although the terms can be synonymous

Most common in high schools and colleges where students don’t have the job to fund their addiction, so they rely on others.

Damnit, Collin invited me over to his place, he knows I have weed and he doesn’t, what a trap friend

by Spice Latte February 8, 2020

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

Trend Friend

A person that you refer to as your 'best friend' that is someone you spend a signifgant amount of time with based upon one thing in common, thus dropping the friend shortly after you get bored of them.

'I knew she was just another one of your trend friends, i'm always right Amanda'

by Aubrey N April 2, 2008

Kissing friends

A man or woman you have friendzoned because they are not relationship material yet you are attracted to them and like like to make out with them without involving sex.

During brunch, my girls asked me about the status of Mike's and I relationship and I simply replied that we are kissing friends.

by Legal2drink June 12, 2018

friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.

*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!

by kitchenfury April 17, 2010

pillow friend

Someone who you think of while hugging a pillow while trying to sleep.

Homie 1: I wanna sleep can you be my pillow friend?
Homie 2: Sure thing good night!
Homie 2: *gives a goodnight kiss*

by Cakes#2770 December 9, 2020

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014