Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

I hate Hori-san

UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)

because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT

HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH

HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER

WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD

I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)

by blazezo_xcn July 22, 2021

I Smack Backs

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.

Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I smack backs.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 3, 2025

I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023

And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 7, 2023

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025