The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
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I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish
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