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general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
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charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior

Casual behavior and activities to spot out a de youngin like charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior.

3) Dosn't like 1 and 2 cus he scared of 12 cus he be stealin too much
4) Guy that usually pulls MAD hoes
5) True Relegion Fein

6) Vape Fein

7) Facetimes Noah Hillton
8) Crip Activity
9) Screams Soo Woo to get ugly black girl agitated & her gay best friend

7) is young

8) is crippin

34) can't count
30) lost his virginity at 14

503) has only 1 friend that is de youngin it too

3) loves guys named brandon (def diddn't say he'd beat his ass on sight but he is loki a lil fat might lowkey need to help brandon get on a diet so charlie can strike (charlie cannot fight btw) but you already know de younin marco finna help like a real de youngin brother true crip true blood don't trip he a real one

348342) almost jerked off to every girl at lms

43) name is charles calium deyoung
charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior woke up today.
by callumdeoyung May 14, 2022
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catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.
Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.
by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018
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double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Double-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.
The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.
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