Garry jones

A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side

Oh no it’s Garry jones

by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023

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Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,

Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.

by jonertheboner May 10, 2023

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jeep jones

The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.

Wow, I didn't know that was here! What a jeep jones.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021

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Long bob jones

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.

Look at that lanky ass long bob jones

by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021

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When you have weird benefits or events happen to you while in public. Being given free accommodations and or favors for simply existing. Having strangers tell you their life stories even when you don't respond.

Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.

1: You won't believe what happened when I went to McDonald's.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025

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