make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014

Second Screen Syndrome

When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 19, 2014

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015

Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

Second Smile

The wrinkle on someone's cheeks when they smile only if it's in the shape of a smile.

"She got so much extra skin, girl gotta second smile."

by Failed Dictionary July 7, 2016

three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm

Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder

by River King August 11, 2016