The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
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Get the smurf poo mug.A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.
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Get the Ratty Poo mug.A poo ponski quite simply is a person who is a playah baggin baddies on the daily but has the smell of shit lingering on his person but is so attractive during the date/intercourse their date just power through it..then on to the next
John is such a poo ponski he always is busy baggin all them baddies at the club but goddamn he needs to wash his ass
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Get the poo ponski mug.The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.
Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.
Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.
Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!
Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
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Get the oldskool poo mug.The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.
"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"
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