someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
Get the human skin tagmug. A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
Get the Human cheese gratermug. When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.
(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")
by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011
Get the The Human Keg-ipedemug. a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017
Get the sexual human caterpillarmug. Alice of Human Sacrifice is a vocaloid song. In the intro It says "Once upon a time, in a place unknown, there was a dream. No one knew who dreamt the dream, But such a tiny dream it was. The tiny dream began to think, 'I don't want to dissapear, How can I make people dream of me?' The tiny dream thought and thought, and finally it came up with an idea. I will let the humans come to me, and then, I'll make them create my world." The first Alice of Human Sacrifice is a Vocaloid named Meiko. The Second Alice is named Kaito, The third Alice is Miku, The Fourth and Fifth Alices are Rin and Len. The wonderland is a place where the sinners are to be punished. Mieko committed murder Kaito went mad Miku represents lust and seduction Rin and Len have feelings for each other despite being twins. (Credit for this goes to Xinyue Tang on youtube)
by Alaskan Caribou November 22, 2020
Get the Alice of Human Sacrificemug. When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023
Get the Human swim capmug. Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
Get the Human Bottle Rocketmug.