Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.

Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!

by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

Human Butane Fill

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.

"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"

by ALPH4 May 4, 2012

waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space

*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG

by You are waste August 8, 2017

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020