post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

Post-Up Test

If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.

John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.

by Ballzack05 April 10, 2020

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

post-glacial rebound

1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.

2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.

1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.

2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.

by great success February 28, 2010

Post Snyder Clarity

That weird ass feeling of helplessness/existential crisis you get struck with after watching a Zack Snyder or Snyder-like film.

Man, I just watched the Snyder Cut and it fucking gave Post Snyder Clarity!

by TheGatorAndTheCat May 6, 2022

Post Covid Apocalypse

Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.

Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else“

Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse“

by Torsiondrummer October 6, 2021

post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.

EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

by lotto winner July 6, 2006