by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionary Post mug.When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
Woman: Not exactly.
by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017
Get the Post mature ejaculation mug.A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
Get the Post Mortem Cohabitation mug.An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
by Gray84 October 3, 2009
Get the Post Office IM mug.When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
by laurene716 June 15, 2011
Get the bitch-me post mug.'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
Get the Post-apple juice mug.20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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