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Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011
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Poo Box

Noun:

A box (cardboard or storage bins) used to put our stuff/prized possesions/collectables/valuables in. Poo box can be big or small depending on how much stuff you have. You can one or several of them of any size.
Person 1: I have a lot of little stuff. I need a poo box for it. I also have more stuff in my closet that needs to be put away neatly. I don't wanna lose any of this stuff. I think I need to go to Target and get some poo boxes from the home storage isle.
by yogafire September 25, 2011
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Poo-Dog

Noun: A jovial, endearing term, which rather that implying that you are that type of dog that lays a turd and immediately sniffs it, actually suggests that one is held in high esteem.
Gypsyking: I've just bought you a nice present.
Gypsyqueen: Oh, you're such a Poo-Dog!
by Pricey45 October 3, 2011
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Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
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poo eyes

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Lyrics for the popular XXXTentacion song "SAD!".
"yeah"
"poo eyes"
"semen nachos feather leather coat uh"
by zawakudo January 31, 2023
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School poo

Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo

Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019
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