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Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
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Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD
Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.
Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot
by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014
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Player

Guy how has everything he wants but gets cold feet so leaves you for a crackhead. Then proceeded to tell send crackhead he loves her but has opened admires he’s using her to get over you.
“You can try your hardest to break us up but I’m not going anywhere soon or at all” RED FLAGGS RED FLAGGS PLAYER ALERT
by MessyTok July 29, 2021
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Player naming bias

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.
“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”

“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”

“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”

This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.
by MCTrApLoRd June 7, 2023
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Player

A person (often a male and called harry)
Who makes others feel special and like they are the only one when really they are one of many girls he may simp for.He often tells his friends how fit all the girls he knows are
"Hey dude Katie's fit"
"I thought you liked aimme"
"Yea shes peng but I'll probs dump her later"
"Harry you're a player"
by November 69th 1269 December 7, 2020
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Da Game Player

A term to describe an extremely homosexual male.
Augh, daddy. i think im becoming a Da Game player because of you.
by ODOG12 April 18, 2023
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