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voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
by PhantomToe October 29, 2007
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High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.
Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league
by clammerman December 8, 2011
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Clam Bake

when a guy offers a chick some of his weed and smokes up with her with the intention of getting her high and lowering her inhibitions so he can score with her after.

when a chick that loves to smoke weed, but never has any of her own, comes on to guys with weed and usually has sex with them so they'll share their smoke with her. similar to a coke whore, except with weed.
I saw Cindy smokin' up with Josh last night at the party.

Yeah I heard he nailed her in the backseat of his car right after the clam bake.
by Robert Richards October 14, 2007
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New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
by jb279 March 6, 2009
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Manhattan Clam Chowder Bowl

can only happen when a woman is on her period, especially when the blood is clotting. this takes place when a man ejaculates into a womans vagina while she is on her period; the semen and blood mix together. it is completed when the woman pushes it out of her vagina.
" When Rod is finished having sex with Jill he likes to feast on her Manhattan clam chowder bowl."
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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New England Clam Chowder

The act of sucking out the cum from inside the girls vagina after having sex with her. Usually done by a third party whom has not taken part in the sexual act.
That chick just fucking had some new england clam chowder last night. It was AWSOME!
by Francis March 21, 2005
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Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.
by Hornyharts February 1, 2020
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