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Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!
by simatar May 26, 2011
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.
H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"
by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020
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all up in my kool-aid

First off, kool aid don't mean business, it means your bitch, or what's yours, if someone is all up in your kool aid, it means they are trying to crack on to your bitch, if a chick is all up in your kool aid, hell yeah it mean she is interested in your business, but it don't mean kool aid means business, it means she mean business! It means you are gonna get your rubs if you play your cards right.
She know she gonna get laid.
She all up in my kool aid! ;)
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i like my donuts with jam in the middle

Mr. Na Jaemin Just really loves his jammy donuts. So he expressed that through the nct songs make a wish. in my opinion, I would suggest it is with the raspberry jam because Mr. Na doesn't like strawberries.
"sweet tooth I eat all of the skittles"

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle"
by chazza10 January 14, 2021
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Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020
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pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.
by Waxbro May 3, 2016
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