Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 8, 2021

Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

Unicorn PP

Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”

Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.

by ShrekosaurusRex July 23, 2024

Unicorn

Horned horse that is rainbow, they will make your childhood great

Unicorn horse

by personthatsaperson October 26, 2022

Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn

Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024