Hamzah touch

A gentle, creepy, wet, unwelcome touch. Usually administered on your upper back in a slow rhythmic circular motion. Generally lasts for 2-3 seconds. the toucher generally comes from behind in a silent almost ninja like fashion, taking the the victim by surprise.

BRO! you just got Hamzah touched!!

OMG! That guy totally gave me a Hamzah touch! eewwwww!!!!

by sovietUSSR May 3, 2011

Touch and Go

Prior to going down on a skank, you need to do the a finger check to confirm that her snatch is clean. If she fails the Touch, she's got to Go! Hense, Touch and Go.

Kyle: So did you hook up with that Navy Air Traffic Controller last night?

Steve: Hell yeah, she was a easy! I had to do a Touch and Go on her first to make sure there was no FOD on the runway.

by HaHa Controller November 10, 2011

Touch my Tommy

Touch my Dick baby

Now it's time for you to touch my ROCK HARD TOMMY!!!

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005

Touchypeggs

Basically, these are your teeth

I'm just away to brush my Touchypeggs

by Steniiiiiiii May 25, 2009

Touchéag

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

by Tichemaller March 9, 2011

sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009