Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

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Pent up Unicorn

Its magical you never got laid.

Your a pent up unicorn

by Roobunny420 July 17, 2025

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slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

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