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Salty

If something is salty it means that it is high class or exclusive.
Also can be used to describe a person, usually a woman, who is tasteful and/or pleasing to the eye. They may also be a very classy or expensive person.
Louis Vuitton is so salty that I feel like I have to be a celebrity to shop there.

This girl is so salty, I love her!
by MarieOpal March 28, 2015
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Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM September 3, 2013
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Salty

Low on water; an organism that is dehydrated and therefore exhibiting agitated, irritated behavior. An increase in sodium affecting equilibrium due to the lack of water.
She was unusually salty when she replied, “Really?” after the waves had doused her new haircut.
by Salty O’ Day July 4, 2018
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Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.
"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "
by Syedster April 16, 2022
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Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.
"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"
by Name_Changer April 15, 2016
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salty

The meaning to be salty is to be ashy for example when you make someone mad they get salty otherwise know as Ashy
AHAHA you lied about Chantel.
NO I DIDN'T!
WOW! why so "Ashy"? Salty
by SmallNipplesGreg June 8, 2015
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Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025
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