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by Don doober January 30, 2018
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Snap-Wrapped

Snap-wrapped meaning when someone cant stop entertaing or gets into others dramma. Without knowing the full facts.
Kyle: Omg Jessica always want to be in our dramma

Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped

Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
by Bigshookhoe February 14, 2019
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The snap finisher

Where you snap as soon as you cum into your partners mouth after saying I am iron man
"Yo did you fuck her last night". "Yeah I used the snap finisher on her"
by I am cum May 11, 2022
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012
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snap

when you've had enough
alex snapped when mike had been singing baby shark for 23 minutes
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 16, 2022
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Snap Snoogle

A phrase utilized after someone in the vicinity sneezes in a particularly exuberant manner.
"AAACHOO!"
"Whoah man, snap snoogle!
by Handsome Jerk November 24, 2010
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