Southampton Reject

A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School

Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.

by Hwk2 July 6, 2022

social reject

A person who doesn't have any friends to go outside with so resorts to chat rooms and online forums instead and generally prefers text or phone interaction than face to face.

Zach "I'm going to go out to a party tonight and get laid."
Dan "Nobody invited me to this party and nobody has ever invited me to a party."
Zach "That's too bad."
Dan "Well I'm used to it so for my interaction tonight I am going to go get it online with all of the other social rejects out there."
Zach "Have fun with that while I'm out here getting real interaction."
Dan *Sighs* "I'm such a social reject and a loser."

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022

National Respect GF Day

November 1st respect your girlfriend all day

Girl: omg it’s National Respect GF Day
Guy: here you go babe what you wanna do today

by Peaches Knows All November 1, 2022

No Respect

The catchphrase of American stand up comic Rodney Dangerfield.

"I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes."

by Sqdlcbaby November 15, 2022

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

self respect

hannah

hannah has self respect for herself, emily does not

by Loveiteveryone345 September 17, 2023