Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.

"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"

by ninja9393 October 16, 2008

Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.

by Kosh66 September 23, 2008

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou March 18, 2006

Shore Rape

Term used when your Facebook news feed gets raped with statuses about Jersey Shore, usually between the times of 9:30 to 11:30

Man, what is up with all this shore rape!?

by RiRiRiotZzz August 06, 2011

Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock January 29, 2011

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 28, 2005

Teabag Rape

When a man shoves his balls into someone's mouth without their consent.

Kyle: Did you hear that Kelsey got teabag raped?

Lauren: *sigh* She got TEABAGGED

by David Gray May 25, 2006